i hate meeting new people and them being like ‘oh ur so quiet :(’ like ????????? what the FUCK am i supposed to tell u jessica i dont even KNOW you
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I NEED THIS
I need this!
I have reblogged this so many times but now theres a fuck trump one
The Trump one should be every country’s flag
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depression meal: dusty glass of lukewarm water that’s been sitting on your dresser for a week
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whats a mob to a king. whats a king to a god. whats a god to a non believer. whats a non believer to a poisonous dart frog
what’s a poisonous dart frog to a king
what’s a poisonous dart frog to a second poisonous dart frog
a friend
i was feeling feverish the other day and let me tell u this felt like a totally normal joke to make at the time
stop believing that you ran out of time to shape yourself into who you want to be! stop believing that its ruined! stop believing you don’t have potential! you are not a fixed being! you have endless opportunities to grow.
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my friend I haven’t talked to in years just paid me back for chipotle from SEVEN years ago
chaotic good
I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me.
in another thread, this user writes:
my name is Dog,
and wen its tea,
i hope they giv
sum foode to me -
i hope they shair
befor its gon -
they never do.
i dont get non.
:(
and then replies to their own comment:
my name is Cow,
and this is tru -
my caynine frend,
its up to yu.
so just be brayve
and smart insted -
and be like me.
i lik the bred.First of all how dare you
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